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To Smokers: I Didn't Know That They Were Forecasting Fog This Morning.
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To Smokers: I didn't know that they were forecasting fog this morning.
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To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
To Smokers: If you smoke, may I rip a stinky in your face?
Smokers kill.
I must go in, for the fog is rising." --Emily Dickinson, poet, 1830-1886
Some days I look my best in a thick fog.
Fog is an extremist.
To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can crap in your cup.
To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can piss in your cup.
Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone, Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you, I went out this morning and I wrote down this song, Just can't remember who to send it to.
.. Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end, I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, But I always thought that I'd see you again....