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Assembly was the first against the wall when the
revolution came--COBOL's next
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
IBM Advanced Systems Group -- a bunch of mindless jerks, who'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
.. -- with regrets to D. Adam...
What is a robot you ask? Well, the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy holds the definition.
The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man....
The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man.
The marketing division of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With'....
Assembly Language, great stuff! Just like hitting your head against a brick wall, feels good when you stop.
-- Colin Herbert, Software Development Lecture...
consult guide about SCC The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation incompetently produces a wide range of inefficient and unreliable high-tech machinery....
COBOL sucks, Pascal bytes, and assembly is a bits!
It is your business, when the wall next door catches fire. -- Horace
What if there was a sexual revolution but no one came?