TOTAL The Sum Or Entire Amount Of A Number Of Things, Which If Added By Hand Tends Not To Relate In Any Way Shape Or Form To The Values Or Attributes Of Those Things.

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TOTAL
The sum or entire amount of a number of things, which if added by
hand tends not to relate in any way shape or form to the values or
attributes of those things. Oh bugger, where's the calculator got
to?
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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