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• Ya know, I defy anyone to tell the difference between these donuts and ones baked today!
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• License plates: (Some should be seen through rear view mirrors!
• Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't.
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• Hey, how're ya doing? Welcome to Scenic Waynesport, and remember your visit with a googly-eyed walnut.
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