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• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings....
• When I was a kid my mother switched religions from Catholic to Episcopalian.
  Which is what, Catholic Lite? One third less guilt than that regular religion!...
• Religion is a personal matter, and those of us in the sorcerous profession would do well to steer clear of it.
  Still, you will find some situations, say a spell accidentally demolishing someone's holy temple, where you will be given the choice of (1) conversion to their belief, or (2) being sacrificed to their deity....
• The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
  "I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it....
• We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)...
• Metaphysical totalitarianism of any kind stifles the freedom we have as human beings.
  It is not acceptable to have a religion where the alternative to faith is punishment - that's how you train dogs, not develop people....
• Unfalsifiable propositions are not amenable to any method at all.
  If there were, then religions would be able to find a way to resolve internal conflicts over differing versions of their unfalsifiables without resorting to schism, excommunication, torture, or jihad....
• Lisa: If we don't get to the convention soon, all the good comics will be gone!
  Bart: Ah, what do you care about good comics? All you every buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...