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• Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to shave with a chain-saw.
• Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St.
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• Bagdikian's Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's "St.
  Matthew Passion" on a ukelele....
• Understanding this operating system is like trying to play Pic-up Sticks with your butt cheeks.
• Security for UNIX is like multitasking for MS-DOS. -- Kevin Lockwood
• MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist.
• MS-DOS 6.66: The Anti-DOS