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Try Preparation H-Bomb. For your Nuclear Piles.
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Preparation H: Kiss your hemmoroids goodbye.
Try to be neat; fall only in designated piles. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence (1) Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
use the stairs. (2) When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground....
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence 1. Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb, use the stairs.
2. When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground....
One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.
Try to appreciate sex with your knees tied together.
(This may be slightly more challenging if you are female....
The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war. -- Edward Abbey
Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
use the stairs. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...