TUESDAY'S WEATHER - FOR HELL
Hell will be hot during tonight, boiling over to boiling early Tuesday
morning. Towards the middle of the day it will be sweltering, with a
heat-wave later in the day.
Wednesday: Hot
Thursday: Hot
Friday: Hot
Saturday (the day that peace is predicted to be declared in the
Middle East, the national economy will recover, pigs will
fly, and a brain scan on Dan Quayle will be positive): Cold,
with snow and ice, possible blizzards.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
