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• Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
  Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do....
• You can't win all of the time. There are guys out there who are better than you. -- Yogi Berra
• The big guys always win. -- Jeffrey F. Chamberlai
• All red-haired guys are good golfers.
• In these here parts, good guys wear blue.
• As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy for more than 15 percent of their life span.
  The words "I am sorry" and "I am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary....
• Chandler: Phoebs, play with meeee. Phoebe: No. This game is grotesque.
  Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever....
• You know us Sysops, It's always the other guys fault ;-)
• A bad day sailing is better than a good day at the office.