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• Ah, happy years! once more who would not be a boy?
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto ii, Stanza 23...
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  ..er... Sentence? -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
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