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• A hamburger by any other name ordinarily costs about twice as much.
• Old Japanese proverb: There are two kinds of fools -- those who never climb Mt.
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• Only the insane have strength enough to prosper: only those that prosper truly judge what is sane.
• Those who want to learn will learn. Those who do not want to learn will lead enterprises.
  Those incapable of either learning or leading will regulate scholarship and enterprise to death....