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Two Farmers, Each Claimed To Own A Certain Cow. While One Pulled On It's Head And The Other On The Tail, The Cow Was Milked By A Lawyer.
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Two farmers, each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled
on it's head and the other on the tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer.
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The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk
That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash...
(__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow
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COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
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