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• One monk said to the other, "The fish has flopped out of the net!
  How will it live?" The other said, "When you have gotten out of the net, I'll tell you....
• A monk sat with his three students. He took out his fan and placed it in front of him, saying, "Without calling it a fan, tell me what this is.
  The first said, "You couldn't call it a slop-bucket....
• he network n. 1. Historicaslly, the union of all the major noncommercial
  academic, and hacker-oriented networks, such as Internet, the pre-1990 ARPANET, NSFnet, BITNET, and the virtual UUCP and Usenet `networks', plus the corporate in-house networks and commercial time-sharing services (such as CompuServe, GEnie and AOL) that gateway to them....
• etwork, the: n. 1. The union of all the major noncommercial
  academic, and hacker-oriented networks, such as Internet, the old ARPANET, NSFnet, {BITNET}, and the virtual UUCP and {USENET} `networks', plus the corporate in-house networks and commercial time-sharing services (such as CompuServe) that gateway to them....
• Some professors asked a monk to lecture to them on spiritual matters.
  The monk ascended a podium, struck it once with his stick, and descended....
• If you ever want to have a lot of fun, I recommend that you go off and program an imbedded system.
  The salient characteristic of an imbedded system is that it cannot be allowed to get into a state from which only direct intervention will suffice to remove it....
• etwork address n. (also `net address') As used by hackers, means an address on `the' network (see the network
  his used to include Internet address). Net addresses are often used in email text as a more concise substitute for personal name...