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Two Psychiatrists Meet. One Says To The Other, "I Went Home For Easter And I Made A Terrible Freudian Slip.
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Two psychiatrists meet. One says to the other, "I went home for Easter and
I made a terrible Freudian slip."
The other said, "What did you say?"
He said, "Well, I started to say to my mother, "Pass the hot cross buns.'
And I said, "You've ruined my life, you bitch!'"
-- Tony Randall
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