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Two socks short of a pair.
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Your breath and my socks, what a pair!
A limerick is a primitive art form; it starts with a pair o'dactyls. -- Solomon Sho
As thick as two short planks.
Two chapters short of a novel.
Two sheep short of a sweater.
Two saucers short of a tea-service.
If two apples make a pair, how come two ferrets make a full house
Ross Perot's two tacos short of a combination plate.
Two suits short of a full deck (a half-wit).