Two Sodium Atoms Are Walking Along The Street When One Stops And Says, "Oh My God, I Think I've Lost An Electron!

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Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says,
"Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other sodium atom.
"Yes," replies the first sodium atom, "I'm positive."
-- R.D. Hayler, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, to a friend

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