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Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton
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Rush Limbaugh: two hundred twenty pounds of sh*t in a five-pound bag.
Twenty two thousand days. Twenty two thousand days.
It's not a lot. It's all you've got. Twenty two thousand days....
These two hated with a hate Found only on the stage.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 93...
MAZEL TON - Lots of luck.
Mazel ton! (Lots of luck)
Life's little mystery: How can a two pound box of candy make you gain 5 pounds?
One Galileo in two thousand years is enough. -- Pope Pius XII
Society is now one polish'd horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores and Bored.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xiii, Stanza 95...