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Two Ways To Drive A Hummer: Get Rich Or Join The Army.
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Two ways to drive a Hummer: Get rich or join the army.
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There are two ways to get rich: You can make more or require less.
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting, exciting people, and kill them.
There are eight different ways to insert a floppy disk into a drive ...
If a town has one lawyer, he starves; if it has two lawyers, they both get rich.
Join the Army: Travel to exotic distant lands. Meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.
Join the Army: travel to exotic distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.
The rich get richer; the poor get babies.
The rich get richer, the poor get teachers.
There are always at least two ways to program the same thing.
