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• On a male's answering machine, otherwise reverse gende
  ) BEEP. (Female voice:) Hi Tony, this is Sheila....
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Why not? -- What? -- Why not? -- Why should I not send it?
  Why should I not dispatch it? -- Why not? -- Strange!...
• You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
• You may be redneck... if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
• You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
• You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough.
  You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world....
• We were very poor when I was a kid. I remember one winter, it snowed and I didn't have a sled.
  I used to go downhill on my cousin. And you know, she wasn't bad. -- Joey Bishop...
• Q: What's the definition of Australian foreplay? A: "Are you awake Sheila?