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• A good indication of the worth of much of the current music is that none of it is worth singing in the shower.
• Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily.
• Lisa: Hey, I _am_ above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me?
  There's no shame in being second. [imagines] Announce...
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• Andy Williams: [singing off-camera] ...my huckleberry friend Moon river, and me.
  [audience applauds] Nelson: I didn't think he'd do "Moon River," but then -- bam!...
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...
• TIPS FOR PERFORMERS: Playing cards have the top half upside-down to help cheaters.
  There are a finite number of jokes in the universe....
• It is better to be good than original.
• I did cancel one performance in Holland where they thought my music was so easy that they didn't rehearse at all.
  And so the first time when I found that out, I rehearsed the orchestra myself in front of the audience of 3,000 people and the next day I rehearsed through the second movement -- this was the piece _Cheap Imitation_ -- and they then were ashamed....