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• Up against the net, redneck mother, Mother who has raised your son so well
  He's seventeen and hackin' on a Macintosh, Flaming spelling errors and raisin' hell......
• You may be redneck... if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
• You may be redneck... if your mother uses a spittoon.
• Mother: I don't know who to love more... My son Joshua who's captain of the football team, or my daughter Amber who got the lead in the school play.
  Usually, I use their grades as a tie-breaker, but they both got straight A's this term, so what's a mother to do?...
• Your Mother Doesn't Work Here, So Clean Up After Yourself
• Laughing at his own son, who got his mother, and by his mother's means his father also, to indulge him, he told him that he had the most power of any one in Greece
  For the Athenians command the rest of Greece, I command the Athenians, your mother commands me, and you command your mother....
• You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.
• You may be redneck... if your mother turns out to be your sister.
• Marge: Well I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love with my mother.
  Homer: Well I'm opposed to the whole thing. Damn opposed!...