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• What a wonderfully exciting cough! Do you mind if I join you?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Life...loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• The Answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything is forty-two.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Life," he said, "is like a grapefruit." "Er, how so?
  "Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle....
• Okay," the computer continued. "Here's an interesting little notion.
  Did you realize that most people's lives are governed by telephone numbers?...
• There must be some mistake," he said, "are you not a greater computer than the Milliard Gargantubrain which can count all the atoms in a star in a millisecond?
  "The Milliard Gargantubrain?" said Deep Thought with unconcealed contempt....
• Not only is "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" a wholly remarkable book
  it is also a highly successful one - more popular than the "Celestial Home Care Omnibus", better selling than "Fifty-three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity", and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, "Where God Went Wrong", "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes" and "Who Is This God Person Anyway?...
• The Universe--some information to help you live in it.
  1 AREA: Infinite. "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" offers this definition of the word "Infinite....