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Using An IBM PC Is Like Juggling Straight Razors. Using A Mac Is Like Shaving With A Bowling Pin.
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Using an IBM PC is like juggling straight razors.
Using a Mac is like shaving with a bowling pin.
-- Ted Nelson, _Computer Lib_
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PC-ism /P-C-izm/ n. A piece of code or coding technique that takes advantage of the unprotected single-tasking environment in IBM PCs and the like running DOS, e.
g., by busy-waiting on a hardware register, direct diddling of screen memory, or using hard timing loops....
PC-ism: /P-C-izm/ n. A piece of code or coding technique that takes advantage of the unprotected single-tasking environment in IBM PCs and the like, e.
g., by busy-waiting on a hardware register, direct diddling of screen memory, or using hard timing loops....
Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's rolling strikes?
Are your eyes open or are you like using the Force?
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. -- Tom Robbi
box n. 1. A computer; esp. in the construction `foo box' where foo is some functional qualifier, like `graphics', or the name of an OS (thus, `Unix box', `MS-DOS box', etc.
) "We preprocess the data on Unix boxes before handing it up to the mainframe....
box: n. 1. A computer; esp. in the construction `foo box' where foo is some functional qualifier, like `graphics', or the name of an OS (thus, `UNIX box', `MS-DOS box', etc.
) "We preprocess the data on UNIX boxes before handing it up to the mainframe....
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S. C. Johnso