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US Out Of North America, NOW -- Richard O'Rourke
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US out of North America, NOW
-- Richard O'Rourke
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America trusts us.
It has come to our attention that there are far far too many nude mice in North America today.
Help stamp out nude mice. (This is a Public Service Announcement)...
What, us? .BATs? V^^^\_o^o_/^^^V
A recent study shows that people living on the continent of North America suffer 9 times more chronic fatigue and 31 times more chronic depression than do people living on the continent of Asia.
Interestingly, Asians, on average, eat 20 grams of soy per day, whereas North Americans eat virtually none....
Covert U.S. operations in Central America -- Oxymoro
O Douglas, O Douglas! Tendir and trewe.
-- Sir Richard Holland -- The Buke of the Howlat, Stanza xxxi...
I am Mr. Rourke of Borg. Welcome to Assimilation Island.
We had time taken away from us, and now it's been given back to us because it's running out.
-- Barbara, EDGE OF DESTRUCTION...
Worf, you do know what to do. Take us...uh... "Take us out of here.
Right. -- Picard and Riker, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...