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• Now Denial: To tell oneself that the only time worth living is in the past and that the only time that may ever be interesting again is the future.
  -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
• Virgin Runway: A travel destination chosen in the hopes that no one else has chosen it.
  -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
• Celebrity Shadenfreude: Lurid thrills derived from talking about celebrity deaths.
  -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
• Expatriate Solipsism: When arriving in a foreign travel destination one has hoped was undiscovered, only to find many people just like oneself
  he peeved refusal to talk to said people because they have ruined one's elitist travel fantasy....
• Dumpster Clocking: The tendency when looking at objects to guesstimate the amount of time they will take to eventually decompose
  Ski boots are the worst. Solid plastic. They'll be around till the sun goes supernova....
• Historical Underdosing: To live in a period of time when nothing seems to happen.
  Major symptomes include addiction to newspapers, magazines, and TV news broadcasts....
• Historical Overdosing: To live in a period of time when too much seems to happen.
  Major symptomes include addiction to newspapers, magazines, and TV news broadcasts....
• Metaphasia: An inability to perceive metaphor. -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X
• Paper Rabies: Hypersensitivity to littering. -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X