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• To lose weight, eat less; to gain weight, eat more
  if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing....
• Although it is tempting to resent disaster, there is not much use in doing so.
  .. Whether we remain ash or become the phoenix is up to us. -- Deng Ming-Dao...
• Never before have we had so little time in which to do so much. -- F.D.Roosevelt (Feb. 23, 1942)
• So little to say and so much time to say it!
• So much food, and so little time!
• The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
  -- Maureen Murphy...
• You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form.
  The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified", which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears tax-preparation expert to distinguish between their first and last names....
• Two things most people can't stand are to lose 25 pounds and have no one notice or comment, or to have a tropical suntan and have no one even so much as mention it.