Vatican Rag! Gettin' ecstatic and sorta dramatic
Doin' the Vatican Rag!
Get in line in that processional.
Step into that small confessional
Where the man who's got religion'll
Tell you if you sin's original.
If it is try playin' it safer;
Drink the wine and chew the wafer.
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate.
-- Tom Lehrer
