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• Suddenly, as you wait in the dark, you begin to feel somewhat disoriented.
  The feeling passes, but something seems different....
• You exist; it's this place that is unreal.
• Kirk: "Don't mince words, Bones, what do you really think?
  McCoy: "Jim, I'm your doctor, and I'm your friend....
• If you turn on the light quickly enough you can see what the dark looks like.
• You charge the ritual with magical energy and focus your will.
  Time Passes... Flowing waves of mystical light congeal all around you....
• A large cloud of purple smoke appears before you. It clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer carrying a tape player and a myriad of tapes.
  He looks at everything and says "This adventure has lasted too long....
• You will change your sexual orientation, and then change back once you find that your new acquantainces don't like you either.
• Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
• If at first you don't succeed, stand on your head and eat an alligator liver.
  Alligator liver has the strange effect of making it all seem so profoundly hopeless that you just don't care anymore....