VIRTUAL REALITY BREAKTHROUGH
The NASA Ames Research Center have announced a breakthrough in Virtual
Reality. They have simulated the entire world within a computer. This is
the second attempt. The first time, they fed in all the information
about the world into the computer, data containing every detail about
the planet, and the behaviour and characteristics of the people who live
on it, what happens, where; everything. They ran the computer simulation
at high-speed for several months before simulated pollution an
simulated UV-rays killed every simulated thing on the simulated face of
the simulated earth. The programmers looked for bugs, but couldn't find
any.
This second attempt has resulted in a "nice" world to live in.
world without oppression, crime, anger and hunger. And it only cost $43
million billion to generate. Thank goodness the money is being spent on
something peaceful.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
