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Vote For ME -- I'm Well-tapered, Half-cocked, Ill-conceived And TAX-DEFERRED!
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Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and TAX-DEFERRED!
I'm having a tax-deductible experience! I need an energy crunch!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
YOW!! Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM laws!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste! -- Zippy the Pinhead
PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Please come home with me... I have Tylenol!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I hope you millionaires are having fun! I just invested half your life savings in yeast!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
