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Wait! Don't Be Mad! It's A Python Song! A Python S#%&*()t~NO CARRIER
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Wait! Don't be mad! It's a Python song! A Python S#%&*()t~NO CARRIER
Related:
Always look on the bright side of life.. -- Monty Python song
I woke up this morning... ( <- that's the entire song) -- A Short Blues, someone connected to Monty Python, perhaps Neil Innes?
IMP: Imitate Monty Pytho
Just as cute as a baby python!
BEDEVERE: Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?
ALL: Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ....
No. 1.... The LARCH tree." -- Monty Pytho
Oh, intercourse the penguin! -- Monty Pytho
We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable But many times We're given rhymes That are quite unsingable We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
FIRST SOLDIER: So they wouldn't be able to bring a coconut back anyway.
SECOND SOLDIER: Wait a minute! Suppose two swallows carried it together?...