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• If you've come for my guns, prepare to die.
• Book lovers are thought by unbookish people to be gentle and unworldly, and perhaps a few of them are so.
  But there are others who will lie and scheme and steal to get books as wildly and unconscionably as the dope-taker in pursuit of his drug....
• CLONE OF MY OWN (to Home on the Range)
• I'm having a party in my pants. Want to come?
• Bigot? Fundamentalist? Love guns? The Republicans want YOU!
• If the customers don't want to come, you can't exactly keep them from it.
• Wishes are free unless you want them to come true.
• I don't want to sound like a pessimist, but it has come to my attention that if you call for a Pizza right after you called the police because your house was robbed
  he Domino Truck will get there first!...