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Warning: Due To The Robot Shortage, Some Of Our Bartenders Are Human And Will React Unpredictably When Insulted.
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Warning: Due to the robot shortage, some of our bartenders
are human and will react unpredictably when insulted.
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Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders has been discontinued.
When complimented, respond in kind. When insulted, ignore it. When in doubt, mumble.
obot: [IRC, MUD] n. An {IRC} or {MUD} user who is actually a program.
On IRC, typically the robot provides some useful service....
People who live in a Socialist society live in a planned economy.
Everything is planned. When there is a shortage of ham, there is also a shortage of eggs....
When Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley's hero, Frankenstei
endowed his synthetic robot with a human heart, the monster which before had been a useful mechanical servant suddenly became an uncontrollable force....