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Warning: HOT TUB LIFE SUPPORT NOW TERMINATED!
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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #41: Q: Now, Mrs.
Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A...
We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub... -- Zippy the Pinhead
For Sale: Hot tub, 375 gallons, sleeps six.
Witches in a hot tub - a self-cleaning coven!
Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
By death. And by whose death was it terminated? -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
You may be redneck... if you made a hot tub using a trolling motor.
SCHMUCK -- a guy who goes to a swinging-singles party and shits in the hot tub.
Gettin' married's a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. -- Minnie Pearl...
You will be Terminated!