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Was Napping In The Nut Pile The Day God Was Cracking Nuts.
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Was napping in the nut pile the day God was cracking nuts.
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God often gives nuts to toothless people.
God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. -- German proverb
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God gives the nuts but he does not crack them. German Proverb
Have a nice day or Klortho will rip your nuts off.
On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.
... cracking his way in the universe ...
Cracking toast, Gromit!