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Watch Out When The Auctioneer Calls Some Nineteenth-century Wine "a Graceful Old Lady Whose Wrinkles Are Starting To Show Through Layers Of Makeup.
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Watch out when the auctioneer calls some nineteenth-century wine "a
graceful old lady whose wrinkles are starting to show through layers of
makeup." That means the wine is undrinkable, and some fool will spend $500
for it.
-- Robert Parker
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