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Water? Never Touch The Stuff! Fish Fuck In It. -- W.
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Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it.
-- W. C. Fields
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Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. -- W. C. Field
You can't cheat an honest man, never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.
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Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. -- W. C. Fields (1880-1946)
Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed. -- W. C. Field
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W. C. Fields' epitaph