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• A good head and good heart are always a formidable combination.
  But when you add to that a literate tongue or pen, then you have something very special....
• Something to tell the grandchildren." -- TRB in THE NEW REPUBLIC
• Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary?
  -- J.M. Barrie...
• Marge: Homer, isn't it about time for the... you know?
  Homer: Yeah, yeah, I'll go feed it. [goes to the fridge, where he picks up a bucket of fish heads] [singing] Fish heads, fish heads, doo doo doo doo doo....
• We laugh at the Indian philosopher, who to account for the support of the earth, contrived the hypothesis of a huge elephant, and to support the elephant, a huge tortoise.
  If we will candidly confess the truth, we know as little of the operation of the nerves, as he did of the manner in which the earth is supported...
• There's always one guy who tries to impress you with how big a joint he can roll.
  The guy takes the Sunday Times, drops a kilo brick in with the strings on it ....
• Luisa: Oookay. Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic [Ross' Monkey, Marcel] is, uh, punishable by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
  Phoebe: Oh my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?...