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• We must play God because the masses are ignorant. -- Liberal Rule #14
• We are, because God is. -- Emanuel Swedenborg (1688-1772) "Divine Providence
• We emphasize that we believe in change because we born of it, we have lived by it, we prospered and grew great by it.
  So the status quo has never been our god, and we ask no one else to bow down before it....
• Conservatives: Because we care.
• Now the heart is so full that a drop overfills it; We are happy now because God wills it.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- The Vision of Sir Launfal, Prelude to Part Fi...
• Televangelist: A person in contact with God, but upset with God because God does not listen and straighten things out.
• God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
• Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. -- Steven Wrigh
• God made man because he loves stories. -- Yiddish saying