We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Please Do Not Adjust Your Set.

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We are experiencing technical difficulties, please do not adjust your set. We
will attempt to return to our regularly scheduled program as soon as possible.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
We now return to our regularly scheduled cat-pampering.
We now return to our regularly scheduled recipe-exchanging. :-)
We now return you to your regularly scheduled boredom.
Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust your set.
We are experiencing system trouble -- do not adjust your terminal.
We are experiencing synaptical difficulties--please stand by

We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Please Do Not Adjust Your Set.

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