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• Ahead Warp 37 to the wild, loud PLANET OF THE LUSTY WOMEN COMMODITIES BROKERS!
  -- "Bloom County...
• I left the tri-corder on `The Wild, Chunky, Spunky Planet of Mary Lou Retton Clones.
  '" "Spock, you are SUCH a putz." -- "Bloom County...
• Statesmen are dead politicians. Lord knows we need more statesmen.
  -- Opus the Penquin, Bloom County...
• Went to a party at the county jail. -- Elvi
• 'Foreshadowing' -- your clue to quality literature." -- Berkeley Breathed, "Bloom County
• I can't relax, 'cause I'm a Boinger! -- Steve Dallas (Bloom County)
• Leaving a trail of slime wherev-" >CLICK!< -- "Bloom County
• You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop! -- Bloom County
• I AM hoLDiNg YOur mail HosTage. SENd $1000 TO my Node ..