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• We are so fond of each other because our ailments are the same. -- Jonathon Swif
• The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
  -- Jonathan Swif...
• Ambition often puts men upon doing the mesaest office
  o climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)...
• How we apples swim! -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Brother Protesta
• The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Thoughts on Various Subjec...
• All we know is the phenomenon: we spend our time sending messages to each other, talking and trying to listen at the same time, exchanging information.
  This seems to be our most urgent biological functio...
• Nobody is one block of harmony. We are all afraid of something, or feel limited in something.
  We all need somebody to talk to. It would be good if we talked to each other--not just pitter-patter, but real talk....
• On or about October 19, 1745 a man named Johnathan Swif
  or a spelling near unto this, died, or is said to have died, since the vital signs, the majority of them at least, are alleged not to have been present....