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• weasel n. [Cambridge] A naive user, one who deliberately or accidentally does things that are stupid or ill-advised.
  Roughly synonymous with loser....
• aive user: n. A {luser}. Tends to imply someone who is ignorant mainly owing to inexperience.
  When this is applied to someone who *has* experience, there is a definite implication of stupidity....
• DAU: /dow/ [German Fidonet] n. German acronym for D"ummster Anzunehmender User (stupidest imaginable user).
  From the engineering-slang GAU for Gr"osster Anzunehmender Unfall, worst foreseeable accident, esp....
• abbit job: [Cambridge] n. A batch job that does little, if any, real work, but creates one or more copies of itself, breeding like rabbits.
  Compare {wabbit}, {fork bomb}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• heavy metal: [Cambridge] n. Syn. {big iron}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary
• leaky heap: [Cambridge] n. An {arena} with a {memory leak}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary
• aive: adj. Untutored in the perversities of some particular program or system
  one who still tries to do things in an intuitive way, rather than the right way (in really good designs these coincide, but most designs aren't `really good' in the appropriate sense)....
• chomper: n. Someone or something that is chomping; a loser.
  See {loser}, {bagbiter}, {chomp}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• J. Random: /J rand'm/ n. [generalized from {J. Random Hacker}] Arbitrary
  ordinary; any one; any old. `J. Random' is often prefixed to a noun to make a name out of it....