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• And anyone can be tooted? -- Homer Simpson, on tutoring The Way We Wa
• Humor is such a great gift - why leave it to chance? -- Joel Goodma
• Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
• All we are saying.. is Give Peas a Chance.
• Is there any chance I can reboot my life?
• The future can be anything we want it to be, providing we have the faith and that we realize that peace, no less than war, required "blood, sweat and tears.
  -- Charles F. Kettering...
• Woo Hoo! Good news everybody! Because I endangered lives, we can fly anywhere we want!
  -- Homer Simpson Fear of Flying...