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We Do Not Advise Anyone To Break The Law. We Do Encourage You To Change It!
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We do not advise anyone to break the law.
We do encourage you to change it!
The Force Be With You And Yours Always.
Related:
Hey Attillary, what did Eleanor's ghost "advise" you to do today?
We never make assertions, Miss Taggart, that is the moral crime peculiar to our enemies.
We do not tell, we show. We do not claim, we prove....
You have the right to remain silent, but I wouldn't encourage you to do so.
Anything you say will be taken down, altered to my satisfaction and used in a court of law to send you down for a good many years!...
Evacuator: Sir, for your own safety, we do advise you to evacuate.
Grampa: I ain't leaving! I was born in this nursing home, and I'll die in this nursing home....
We were not idle when we were with you, nor did we eat anyone's food without paying for it.
On the contrary, we worked night and day, laboring and toiling so that we would not be a burden to any of you....
What do you mean WE, white man?
Things do not change; we change. -- Henry David Thoreau
We do. We are. What more can you ask for?
ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force .
.. [A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity....