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We Had Only Two Problems This Time: Strategy And Execution.
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We had only two problems this time: strategy and execution.
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I believe in the death penalty for terrorists. Not only that, I believe in execution with humiliation.
As this guy is frying in the electric chair, we crack two eggs on top of his head....
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The following is part of a letter from the Brookfree School Board.
"As part of our new educational reform program, we identified ten schools most in need of immediate improvement....
But, officer, I only had two beers.
Our documentation manager was showing her two year old son around the office.
He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both holding bags of popcorn....
Focus 90% of your time on solutions and only 10% of your time on problems.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
The most dangerous strategy is to try to jump a chasm in two leaps. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Problems! Problems! If only too much MONEY was a problem!
We die only once, and for such a long time. -- Moliere