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We Have A Perfect Record On Software Schedules--we Have Never Made One Yet And We Are Always Making Excuses.
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We have a perfect record on software schedules--we have never made one yet
and we are always making excuses.
-- General Bernard Randolph
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We are perfect, but the code is terrible. -- Microsoft Software Develope
They are perfect; how else?--they shall never change
We are faulty; why not?--we have time in store....
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear -- kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor -- with the cry of grave national emergency.
.. Always there has been some terrible evil to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it by furnishing the exorbitant sums demanded....
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear -- kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor -- with the cry of grave national emergency.
.. Always there has been some terrible evil to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it by furnishing the exorbitant sums demanded....
We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists. -- George Bernard Shaw
We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
All things work out in the end; the problem is that we never reach a definite end
we are always making new beginnings....
We are always making God our accomplice, that so we may legalize our own iniquities.
Every successful massacre is consecrated by a Te Deum, and the clergy have never been wanting in benedictions for any victorious enormity....