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We have some important military business to discuss.
Alright. Ten minutes only then. (she leaves)
(to George) Alright porkface, where's the grub?
-- Edmund and Nurse Brown : General Hospital
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Ah, Captain. I hope you're going to conduct yourself with a little more decorum this time.
No, I'm going to conduct myself with no decorum. Shove off....
Alright, Baldrick. Let's try again. This is called 'Adding'.
If I have two beans, and I add _two more_ beans, what do I have?...
Are you suggesting we betray her? Oh, yes. ...Alright. -- Edmund and Ludwig : Chai
If I can't give my brave boys a kind word and a big smile, what _can_ I give them?
Well, one or two ideas do suggest themselves, but you'd probably think they were unhygienic....
Alright here we are in the final home stretch of this thing.
Thank God you're here! We desperately need you! Who, me sir?
Mr. Thicky Black Thicky Adder Thicky?...Mr Hopelessly Drivelly Can't Write For Toffee Crappy Butler Weed?...
Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....
Well, perhaps some pleasant word-game? Alright...Make a sentence out of the following words.
..'Face...sodding ...your...shut'. -- Melchett and Edmund : Chai...
At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....