We have two cats. They're my wife's cats, Mischa and Alex. You can tell a
woman names a cat like this. Women always have sensitive names: Muffy,
Fluffy, Buffy. Guys name cats things like Tuna Breath, Fur Face, Meow Head.
They're nice cats. They've been neutered and they've been declawed. So
they're like pillows that eat.
-- Larry Reeb