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  Although there may exist in some other world species intermediate between Man and the Apes, Nature has thought it best to remove them from us, in order to establish our superiority beyond question....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• They come over here and they take all our land. They chop off our heads and they boil them in oil.
  Our children are leaving and we have no heads -- We drink and we sing and we drink and we die....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Burns: Doctor, what should we do about our freewheeling fop over here?
  Monroe: Well, Monty, it used to be that establishing a patient's sanity took months....
• The reason we need the MX missile system is that the missiles we currently have in the ground are the Minuteman model, which is very old.
  The Defense Department can't even remember where half of them are....
• The reason we need the MX missile system is that the missiles we currently have in the ground are the Minuteman model, which is very old.
  The Defense Department can't even remember where half of them are....
• Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race.
  He brought death into the world. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilso...
• How many Microsoft Visual C++ programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  400. 1 to change the bulb, 50 to write a magazine about it, 50 to write a help file about it, 50 to code a little gadget so when you hit the bulb it will announce all the names of the team involved, 50 to go down to the drinks machine and get everyone their can of coke, 50 to show off about how installing a light bulb for Bill has made them paper millionaires, 1 to answer the phone at the help desk ("Putting you through to our light bulb expert sir....